S M S, FREE SMS, FUNNY SMS, JOKES

FREE SMS

2011-01-24T19:55:00.000-08:00

Mobile Service provider companies activate the service to send sms on mobile or computer devices. Firstly it was for conveying information but now it is fashion and style. People send poetry, sms jokes, best wishes sms, and friendship sms to their lovers and companies advertise their products by sms. Companies provide cheap SMS packages to customer. Major object of SMS World blog is to provide various types SMS Messages to people. Zeesms team update it’s time to time. In zeesms include several varities of sms which like people.

Islamic SMS

2010-09-27T02:47:00.000-07:00

Muslims search the islamic sms for sending to each other. Islamic sms consist of ayat, hadit and other addresses. Islamic SMS are popular in muslim world.

The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. By UZZAL

Life is Test,Islam is best,
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.

Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH

I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile,
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

The Shortest Distance between a Problem a
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

Verily, Allah does not look towards your
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)

Allahs blessings are a treasure s
Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!

Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!

2010-07-29T20:06:00.001-07:00

Tumhara naam phool rakhun to bikhar jao gi

Tumhara naam dil rakhun to toot jao gi

Lo Tumhara naam

Light Rakh diya

Jub chor kar jaogi 1 Ghante baad Ajaogi

MAAFI NAAMA

2010-07-29T20:05:00.001-07:00

MAAFI NAAMA
Asslam-o-Alaikum 15 Shaban Ki Raat Anqareeb Hai.

Is Raat Main Allah Taala Ki Bargah Mai
Aamal Namy Pesh Kiye Jaty Hain.

Is Liye Main Aapse Tah-e-Dil Se Muafi Mangta Hon.

Meri Har Us Cheez Ki Jis Se Aapko Takleef Pohnchi Ho
Ya Dukh Hua Ho Ya Gheebat Kar Di Ho.

Aap Mujhe Muaf Kar Den. Or Maine Bhi Aapko Muaf Kya.

Talib-e-Dua
Wasiq Ansari

Best Friends SMS

2009-07-01T23:39:00.000-07:00

When U Mix Rice In Milk Its called"kheer"
When U Mix Lime In Milk Its called"Paneer"
When U Mix A True friend Like Me In Ur Life
Its called a"Great Taqdeer"

Why v make FRENDZ?
Coz they understand just by looking in our eyes...
Coz u can say sumthing stupid or expose ur deepest secrets to them...
Coz they believe in ur dreams no matter how silly they may seem..Coz they luv u for what u are..
And finally..
Coz evrything u do together becomes a memory

In life many people will help YOU

When it suits THEM
But
Very few people will help YOU
When YOU need it
Make the FEW YOUR FRIENDS
But
Be the FEW to MANY

April Fool SMS

2009-05-05T23:42:00.000-07:00

Hi, Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"

SomeOne.. MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ...

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second,
don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

High 15

Ramzan SMS

2009-05-05T02:21:00.000-07:00

Welcome Ramadan
Walk humblyTalk politely
Dress neatlyTreat kindlyPray attentivelyDonate generously
May ALLAH bless & protect you

A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.

Urdu Poetry SMS

2009-04-30T02:06:00.000-07:00

Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne ke koshesh mat karna MERE dost,
maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile

Tha bht khush jo bhula k mje
aj roya galay laga k mje
us ne phly sawal ye pochatumko kesa laga ganwa k mje
mj ko pathar bna k kehta haijan dekha na muskura k mje
zindagi ne to azmaya haidekh lo tum b azma k mje
us ne rasta badla leya apnapayr ki rah pe chala k mje

Funny Marriage SMS

2009-04-20T00:23:00.000-07:00

Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?....
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh
Me Jao Na Jao Par
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye

TAPO SLANTO said : “KAWARY KI AIK DIN KI ZINDAGI SHADISHODA KI 50 SALA ZINDAGI SY BAHTAR HAY”

Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken

KHUDA kry k 2009 apko RAS a jy
ap jisy CHAHENY vo ap k PAS a jy
ap sara sal KANWARE na re
dua hy APKA RISHTA lekar apki SAAS a jy.
AMEEN

Islamic SMS

2009-04-19T20:20:00.000-07:00

The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. By UZZAL

Life is Test,Islam is best,
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next.

Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH

I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile,
I ask Allah 2 make u happy, make u smile, guide u safely, though every mile, grant u wealth, give u health & most of all grant u paradise!

The Shortest Distance between a Problem a
The Shortest Distance between a Problem and it's Solution is the Distance between your Knees and the Floor. The one who Kneels to Allah (Ta'ala) can Stand Up to Anything.

Verily, Allah does not look towards your
Verily, Allah does not look towards your bodies nor towards your appearances. But, he looks towards your hearts. (Muslim)

Allahs blessings are a treasure s
Allahs blessings are a treasure so true that their value cannot be measured and one of Allahs blessings is you!

Watch your Thoughts, they become Words!
Watch your Thoughts, they become Words! Watch your Words, they become Actions! Watch your Actions, they become Habits! Watch your Habits, they become Character! Watch your CHARACTER! ..It becomes your DESTINY!!!

Love SMS

2009-04-16T00:01:00.000-07:00

True Love Is When Everything In the World Is Going Wrong,
All U Have To Do Is Look At That Special Person
And Suddenly Everything In The World Is Right Again . .

If i were a tear in ur eye i would roll down to ur lips.
But if u were a tear in my eye
i would never cry as
i would be afraid 2 lose u!

Love is just like life,
its not always easy and does not always bring happiness.
but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving

Roses are famous for grace
advocates are famous for case
horses are famous for race
but u r famou 4 your smile on ur face

Punjabi SMS

2009-04-15T02:09:00.000-07:00

Tussi ki o?
Punjabi o ya pathan o.
Pepsi o ya sezan o.
Angle o ya insan o.roti o ya naan o.
police o ya don o.Kamzor o ya pehlwan o.
Chana o ya dhan o.tussi jo v o tussi sadi jaan o.

Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde
Har nakaami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde.

Har khamoshi nu Ikraar nahi kehnde
Har nakaami nu haar nahi kehnde.
Rajni Ki hoya je asin tuhade nahi ho sakde
Sirf mil jaan nu hi pyaar nahi kehnde.

zindagi vichh fer milaange aapankite vekh k na nazran jhuka lavin..
tenu vekhya lagda yaar kite..
bas keh jaffi pa lawin......

Ajj mera dil fer udaas ho gya...
Ajj neer meriyan akhiyan chon fer cho pya..
Ajj teri yaad eni aayi...k..mera saya v mere kol beh k ro paya

Dosti pake dosti eve ni nibhai jandi,
is dost nimane di tenu kade yaad ni andi,
har vale kara pehala mein hi sms,
je tu kar dawe ki teri shaan ghat jandi.

New Year SMS

2009-04-14T23:25:00.000-07:00

kisi ki rah main ankhain bicha k kuch nahi miltayeh duniya bewafa hai dil laga k kuch nahi miltakoi b lot kar nahi ata ansu bahanay saykisi ki yad ma dil ko rula k kuch nahi miltakisi k dil pe kiya guzray kisi ko kya khaber is ki kisi

Naye saal aaye banke ujale, Naye saal aaye banke ujale, Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale, Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale, Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale. Happy New year

"PHOOL"Khushboo k liay"PYAR" Nibhane k liye"AANKHAIN"Dil churane k liyeOr Yeh Msg Ap Ko"MERI YAAD"Dilane Ke liye..HaPpy NeW YeAr

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,- Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,- Let all ur Dreams be Clear,- Never put Tear, Please Hear,- I want to tell one thing in ur Ear- Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

Wishing you a very happy and prosperous New Year, Travour offers you New Year Tours around the world along with online information on New Year Celebrations and New Year SMS Messages

New Year is the time to unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength & faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2008

raat gehrii thii darr b sktey they.hum jo kehtey they wo kar b sktey they.tum jo bicherdy ti yeh b nahi socha.hum to pagal they mar b sktey they

Humne pucha kaise ho........jawaab na aaya, is berukhi se hamara dil bhar aaya,socha galti kiski hai,.......to yeh khayal aaya......shayad yeh nacheez dost pasand na aaya

2008 Mai Yehi Hai Dua7me Rahna7me Jeena7me Marna7me Khana7me Pina7me Rona7me Hasna7me Milakar ChalnaYahi Hamara 2008 Ka 7(Sath) H

Ankhon ki zaban wo samajh nein pate, Hooton si hum bhi kuch keh nahi pate,Apni babasi hum kis tarah kahe, koi hai jiske bina hum reh nahi paty.

Udas lamho ka na koi malal rakhna,toofan ma b apne hosh sanbhal rakhna,mere lye shart-e-zindagi aap ho,meri he khatir apna khayal rakhna

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

Missing You SMS

2009-04-14T23:16:00.000-07:00

Kash woh nagme sunaye na hote
aaj unko sunkar ye aansu aye na hote.
Agar is tarha bhool jana hi tha
to itni geherai se dil mein samaye na hote.

Tumhe meri tarha se dekhne wala koi nahi Tumhe meri tarha se sochne wala koi nahi Tumhe meri tarha se khojne wala koi nahi Bohat he munfarid Ho tum, Bohat he mukhtalif hayn Ham!!!

chand ko zamin par lane ki zid thi hamen unhe apana banane ki zid thi jis par lakhon ghar barabad hue, hamen bhi vo rah apnane ki zid thi achha hua ki vo bewafa ho gae, varna unhe pane ke lie is zamane ko jalane ki zid thi

khizan ki dhoop se shikwa fazool hai MOHSIN..main yun bhi phool tha aakhir mujhe bikhrna tha...

Usko chaha bhi to iqraar na karna aaya, Kat gayi umr, hamein pyar na karna aaya .. Usney maanga bhi agar kuch toh judaai maangi, Aur ek hum thay ke inkaar na karna aaya ..

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasweer bana sakta hoon,tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,hai meri dosti mein itna dum,apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon.

Lehar aati hai kinare se palat jati hai yaad aati hai dil mein bas jati hai dono mein farak itna hi hai lehar bevaqt aati hai aur yaad har vaqt aati hai

Jugnu ko qaid kar k Muskaraya na karo,Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo,Sitam karna hai karo, per itna na karo!yad nahi karsakte to yad aya na karo.

barishon kmosammeintum koyadkerny kiadetainpuranihainabki bar socha hyadetainbdldalainphrkhyalaya kadetainbdlnysybarishainnhiruktin.

aiy chand apni chadni un pr nechawar krnaunhain apni aghosh main lainaunhain piyar sy thapke daina aur kehnaUnhain koi yad krta hyaye barish apny nany qatroon sy unhain bhago dainaun k galoon ko chom lainaun k hatho pe bosa dai

Dard deker mohabbat ki ada bhool gayeDil mein the kaid mager rasm-e-wafa bhool gaye.Jin aankhoN meiN chhalakte the sharaab her dum yuiN,Kya ghula Zeher, maikede ka nasha bhool gaye.

Waqat Noor Ko Benoor Kar Deta Hai.Thory Sy Zakham Ko Nasoor Kar deta Hai.Kon Chahta hai Apnoo Sy Doooor Rehna.Mughar Waqat Sb Ko Majboor Kar Deta Hai.

Zarori nhi apno sy baat hoti rahy,Zarori nhi apno sy mulakat hoti rahy,Zarori hy to bas itna k apny jaha b rhain,Onhain hamari YAD aati rahy,,,,,

Roz Subha Khud Say Ek Wadah Kartay Hain Tujhay Iss Dil Say Bhulanay Ka Irada Kartay Hain Apni He Baat Say Mukkarr Jatay Hain Maloom Nahi Kyoun Bheegti Ankhon Ko Khuwab Tornay Ke Liye Amaadah Kartay Hain"

Dil tour diya mera ab zeher bhi pila dena.. kaffan na milay tu dupatta hee urhaa dena.. koi poochay kay marz kiya tha.. tu nazzrain jhuka kar mohabbat bata daina !!

yaadon ko tumhari hum pyar kartay hain,soo janam bhi tum per nisaar kartay hain,fursat milay tu kuch likh bhejna muje,sirf tumharay hi sms ka intizaar kartay hain.

itnay kamzor hogaye teri judaii sewaah wah !!!!arz kia haitnay kamzor hogaye teri judaii sek machar hi utha le gaya charpaii se

Decent SMS

2009-04-14T21:58:00.000-07:00

The Four Things that Can destroy Ur Life Are :
"I"And "MINE","YOU"
And
"YOURS"Forget Them

Success Formula
Sleep 8 hours....
Work 8 hours....& make sure they are not the same hours..

Good Night SMS

2009-04-14T00:14:00.000-07:00

The star are out,
the moon is up,
one more hug,
one more smile,
kiss u once,
kiss u twice,
Now its time 4 bed,
Close ur @@,
And sleep tight!!
GOOD NIGHT!!

Begin the day with a light heart.
Let all your worries be swept aside at night.
Smile a moment and thank God,
for every moment He cares for you all the way.
Good Night

Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do.
Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true

My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do.
I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you.
Good Night

Once the moon winks at u tonight, I wish sweet dreams embrace you tight.
Hope your day was quite all right & now I bid u a lovely goodnight

hum kabhi apni sy khfa ho nhi skty
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nhi skty
ab hum ko bhula kr so jao
hum tum ko yaad kiy bina so nhi sakty!

As the day turns into night,
keep your worries out of sight.
Close your eyes and go to sleep,
for all the good times are yours to keep.
Sweetest dreams & Good NightHey u!!!

somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you

A very original GUD NIGHT, Bware of cheap & duplicate wishes in d market.
I'm the only authorized dealer 4 GUD NIGHT wishes approved by "CHANDA MAMA"
Good Night...

Take it Light G,
Miss Me Slight G,
Never Do Fight G,
Have Fun Might G,
Eat Good Diet G,
Try Flying a Kite G,
Be Alwayz Happy Right G,
& Good Night G

I wish Moon always be full & bright and U always be cool & right.
Whenever U go to switch off the light,
Remember that I m wishing U Good Night...!!!!

Good Luck SMS

2009-04-13T19:54:00.000-07:00

My perfect wish for you is that,
you may prosper & be in good health
even as your soul prospers...
GOODLUCK

Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,
Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...
Good Luck

Happiness as light as air.LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday...

I wish a wish for u.Its a wish I wish for few.
The wish I wish for u is that all ur wishes come true so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with u.
GOOD LUCK.

Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best. Good Day & Good Luck!

Good Morning SMS

2009-04-12T22:18:00.000-07:00

People vanish, people die.
People laugh and people cry
Some give up, some will try, Some say hi
while some say bye, Others may forget
but never will I..
Good morning

smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face,
telling others that they are accepted
liked and appreciated.So here's a big smile just for you.
Good morning!

Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity,
tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long!
Take Care!

No Shadows 2 Depress U,
Only Joys 2 Surround U,
Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,
God Himself 2 BlessU,T
hese r my Wishes 4U,
2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !!
Good morning

The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile
he wishes you a good morning
hoping that you have the perfect day.
Take care & miss you. Good morning

TIME alone can prove the worth of frienship..as time goes by,
we loose the false ones, n keep the best......
just a sweet hello 2 one of the best....gud morning !!!!!

Sardar SMS

2009-04-09T21:15:00.000-07:00

Poltri Farms Inspection
Poltri Farms ki Inspection ho rahi thi InspectorTum Murghio ko kya detay ho
1st sardar: Baajra Inspector Wrong food arest himInspector
Tum kia detay ho 2nd sardar RiceInspector Tum B ghalat ho arest him.
Last wala ghabra k bola:
hum to sab Murghio ko 5 rupay de deta hun k marzi se jo chahy kha lo

Yaar tum subah se
Sardar 1: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai,
2nd sardar: kuch nahi yaar Dada ji ne kha hai'k maine unka
naam mitti me mila dia hai bas woi dhond raon

Can you spell
Teacher:Can You Spell A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It?
Sardar:Post Office

2 Sardar Apas Ma Bat
2 Sardar Apas Ma Bat Kar Rahe The
Pehla Sardr: Yar Ye Mohabat Aur Pyar Kia Hota ?
Dosra Sardr Kafi Der Sochne K Bad Bola Yar In Ka Mujhe Nahe
Pata Love K Bare Ma Pochna Ha Tou Mai Bata Deta Ho

Birthday SMS

2009-04-08T03:58:00.000-07:00

Suraj roshni le kar aayaa
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!

Make a wish and give it wings
Dreams of bright and beautiful things
Dance through all the fun filld hoursDon’t forget to smell the flowers
Share some love and birthday cakeAll life joys are yours to take
And when evening comes to viewThanks ur lucky stars you are you
. . . HaPpY bIrThDaY. . .

Friends SMS

2009-04-08T00:47:00.000-07:00

Some friends are remembered because of their smile.
Some friends are remembered because of their style.
But you are remembered because you are so nice to remember.

A push when u rWho is a friend,
A push when u r stoped,
a touch when u r lost,
a word whenu r quiet,
asmile when u r sad,
a shoulder when u cry,
May u have go0d friends.

Apni wo mulakat kuch adhuri si lagi.
saath hoke bhi thodi doori si lagi
hothon pe hasi ankhon me majburi si lagi
mere dost pahle baar kisi ki dosti khoobsorat si lagi

Sangeet ki zarurat mehfil me hoti hai
Pyar ki zarurat dil me hoti hai
Bin dost ke adhuri hai ye zindagi
Kyunki dost ki zarurat pal- pal me hoti hai

Funny Urdu SMS

2009-04-08T00:40:00.000-07:00

Dua
Pakistan ka Qomi Phal ‘Sabr ka phal’
Qomi Libas ‘Kafan’
Qomi khel ‘Khudkash Hamla’
Qomi Fashion ‘Muzakrat’
Qomi Dua ‘Ya Allah Light Aajae’

Pardesi
Asman per chand chamk raha tha. Aik befaqof nay dosray say puch
yeh kya chamk raha ha?
Dosray nay jawab dya. Main to khud pardesi hon.
Tum kisi aur say puch lo