Thursday, April 9, 2009

Sardar SMS

Poltri Farms Inspection
Poltri Farms ki Inspection ho rahi thi InspectorTum Murghio ko kya detay ho
1st sardar: Baajra Inspector Wrong food arest himInspector
Tum kia detay ho 2nd sardar RiceInspector Tum B ghalat ho arest him.
Last wala ghabra k bola:
hum to sab Murghio ko 5 rupay de deta hun k marzi se jo chahy kha lo

Yaar tum subah se
Sardar 1: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai,
2nd sardar: kuch nahi yaar Dada ji ne kha hai'k maine unka
naam mitti me mila dia hai bas woi dhond raon

Can you spell
Teacher:Can You Spell A Word That Has More Than 100 Letters In It?

Sardar:Post Office

2 Sardar Apas Ma Bat

2 Sardar Apas Ma Bat Kar Rahe The

Pehla Sardr: Yar Ye Mohabat Aur Pyar Kia Hota ?
Dosra Sardr Kafi Der Sochne K Bad Bola Yar In Ka Mujhe Nahe
Pata Love K Bare Ma Pochna Ha Tou Mai Bata Deta Ho

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